Celebrate Black History Month by reading the #EMMAncipationProclamation.

The gays will probably hate this, but this John Cena commercial will make you feel secure as a heterosexual male eating Fruity Pebbles.

If you ever take a trip down to Cobb County, Georgia, you better pack a lunch and expect to sit in your car for awhile.

Today marks the 30th anniversary of President Reagan defeating Arab tyranny with the powerful “Hulkamania” bomb.

Saba Simba. #ThingsThatOffendLiberals

Before he came up with “Stone Cold,” he was to be known as “Polar Vortex” Steve Austin.

The #1 selling item in the Fox News Wrestling Shopzone is the “EAT, SLEEP, EAT, REPEAT.” t-shirt

Justice Scalia shocked to discover not all gay people are Goldust

Dammit, we thought we collected all those sunglasses.

Dammit, we thought we collected all those sunglasses.

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TSA to allow Razor Ramon on airplanes